Dear Monday....why do you have to come so soon? I was on a roll this weekend doing some spring cleaning and drinking skinny margaritas while wearing sweatpants....now I have to wake up early, iron my clothes and sit behind a desk for 9 hours....what's up with that??
Dear Sunshine....thanks for coming out today....since it's Monday I really needed to see you in order to get myself out of bed this morning.
Dear Boston Celtics....Thanks for destroying the Atlanta Hawks last night...it made for zero yelling and a very enjoyable Sunday evening in my condo.
Dear Leftover Chinese Food in my Fridge....since I ate your friend (mr. leftover pizza) for lunch today I need to eat something healthy for dinner....so I'd appreciate it if you would scram and quit tempting me everything I open the refrigerator door.
Dear Leftover Pitcher of Skinny Margaritas in my Fridge....see my letter to Chinese Food above.
Dear Teresa Giudice....you have forced me to a new level of low....I found myself actually yelling "you are such a freaking idiot" at the TV while watching the latest episode of RHONJ....thank you for that.
Dear Bargain Blonde....Thank you for introducing me to Impractical Jokers on TruTV....I watched 4 episodes on my DVR this weekend and was in tears from laughing so hard.
Dear New Shark Vacuum....you have actually made vacuuming my condo an enjoyable experience and now there is a lot less cat hair clinging to everyone's pants when they come over to visit me....so thanks
Dear Yoga Pants....I know...it's been awhile:(
Until Tuesday, friends!